September 2011
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December 2008
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I am sofa king BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 2008
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“Dropped Out Of: Space Camp”
– Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen Under “Education” on a Myspace.
Oct 9th
April 2008
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Brazil Priest Carried Aloft by Balloons Missing →
SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil. [Click link to read more]
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The primeval scream is hysterical! And it actually gets funnier each time.
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Best Username of the Day
AshWii Can you get any cuter -i mean- lamer than that? 
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Best Usernames of the Day
A: Xx Lil Bear xX B: I HAVE 4 BRATZ A: The sad part?  It was a guy. B: I don’t know what to say to that one…
Apr 10th
“Back the fuck up or I’ll nucka you, sucka!!!”
Apr 9th
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I’m usually post things that are a bit more obscure, and I’ve been slacking lately with all the video posts, but this one I can’t pass up. 
Apr 8th
Best Username Of The Day
2 pr33ty 4 U What I noticed: She even managed to spell “pretty” wrong in in stupid IM/text speak.  Preety.
Apr 7th
I Do Love Middle-Aged Drunk Women.
Tumblr won’t let me embed more than one video per-post, so keep reading down.
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Time For A Little Song Terrorism!
Waaaaaayyyyyy DOWN in the valley where nobody goes, there’s a wishy-washy washy-woman washin’ her clothes… she goes “Ooh-ahh, ooh-ahh,” waaaaaayyyyyy DOWN in the valley where nobody goes,  ……………
Apr 2nd
Rare second post in one day...
… but I just realized the phrase “nuking my chicken” sounds really dirty. It’s not, though. Microwaving chicken is a fairly innocent act!
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March 2008
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Chuck E. Cheese Scare →
MANHEIM TOWNSHIP, Pa. — A man running around a Lancaster County Chuck E. Cheese restaurant on Thursday evening was spitting and yelling “I have hepatitis C,” police said. (Click link to read full article).
Mar 27th
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“Ain’t it weird when two boys, do they just don’t know something, so they look it up together and they become best friends? You and I…” “STOP! Freestyling.”
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“Aww, uh-UH! Don’t be triflin’ ‘cause I’m ‘bout to...”
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WHAT did you call me?!?
Just once, I wish I could insult someone by calling them “Ichabod Crane.”
Mar 19th
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“So between the motor having to be replaced on our yacht AND needing the tires...”
– Yuppie Lady at a Salon.
Mar 12th
Random Thoughts Today
I’ve just decided that I need an animal-loving vegetarian friend. Coming soon to theaters: “The Sign of the Panda’s Cornucopia.”
Mar 10th
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What’s even more insane is the news ticker on the bottom of the screen!
Mar 7th
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“Shut UP, Deena! My erotic massage is almost done and we’ll leave in a...”
– A woman, most likely named Karen.
Mar 7th